Barlowtelli Goals Compliation '24

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Thats a cool enough heading, well I like it at least. So the other night I sat at my bedroom desk and wrote out a few goals, realistic and unrealistic I've also just decided to make the post about a routine I would like to follow.

So I'm going to start with that actually, I think this will really help me to improve mood, health and all round self. So lets start with my current routine... I dont exactly have one. All my days are different I wake up at 4.15 go to work and then get in and do very little productive activities so lets build a healthy routine that can clear my mind, make me healthier and in general a better person. Alrighty so I wake up at 4.15 I want to change that to 4am, wake up and have a small workout, 100 push ups and my ab workout routine. This will take up about half hour, I can then shower and be ready to leave for work at around 5. I usually get home from work around 1-2pm, I'm currently a window cleaner so my finishing times tend to vary but around that time. Lets get in and exercise, this could be to the gym, a run or a swim. if its early I will gladly go to the gym when its quiet and then swim when I've got the lane to myself, never the fast lane them mufuckas swim too quick for me. Thats pretty much it. If, actually WHEN I stick to this I can adjust the plans and times with what I want to do and when for example learning a language can get a couple hours a week. I added that table and it looks ass but what you gonna do, I mean a bit of work I could probably make it look better but thats not the pressing matter right now.

Compliation time, Barlowtelli's goals coming hot and fast unlike the goalscorer himself, I also wont cry whilst writing this, well maybe just a lil bit. Alright so I'm working on a 5 year plan lets do a little run through of the basic in 5 years I would like to own a house, be earning at least £10,000 a month, learn a language, create an app or animation (to be decided).

• Buy a house
• Earn £10,000 a month
• Learn a language
• Create an app or animation

Thats it, nothing too crazy I think once i get into a routine and clear my mind and find a path I'll be able to add to these goals as there are other things I would like to do but I need to set myself reachable goals right now, break them down into 1 year goals and how I will keep myself accountable. I also want to sort of refine my writing because when I read back on this I can tell its all over the place, kind of jumbled ontop of each other, I just spit the words out as soon as they come into my head and dont go back to make it make sense often :)

1 year

• Have at least £20,000 saved

So £20,000 saved can be done fairly easy, as now I'm single I have time to work all weekends and nothing to spend money on so it just goes straight into my savings but over the year lets make it £800 - 1000 a month saved.

• Earn money away from window cleaning

To be earning at least £1,000 a month through different streams of income, AI i'm thinking will be a part of this. 

• Short chinese conversation

Lessons daily at least 10-15 minutes 

• A storyboard or script for an animation + an app made

Lets start brainstorming (maybe with Matt) Also using AI to help create the app

So these are the beginning goals. 

How will I stay accountable?

I might post this and then have this page as my safari screen whenever I go on there, reminding me to get a fucking move on. I also enjoy being down here writing away so how will I keep myself coming down here daily? I mean all i really have to do somehow is use heartbreak to be my motivation. Which is pretty gay, I need something else to be the drive. Hmmm okay how about this...

BROTHER! WAKE UP THIS IS YOUR ONE LIFE AND YOU'RE DOING NOTHING WITH IT. LETS MAKE SOMETHING OF YOURSELF! BEND LIFE TO YOUR WILL! MAKE IT YOUR FUCKING OWN! GRAB IT BY THE FUCKING NUTS AND TWIST IT UNTIL IT SPITS OUT WHAT YOU WANT!

That will be my new lock screen once I go get my phone, also gonna change my alarm photo to one of inside this office so in the morning I really gotta get up to wake up. Future me will hate it but also thank me for it.